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so bass pumping, sticky sizzle, tacky toffee hot you'd fry
she giggles, winks and wiggles, on stiletto heels too high
empty straw gurgles, cherry lips drain milkshake dry
with powder puff fluff doggie, titillation totters by

she's bubblegum, pink polkadot, rasps a girly, "Hi!"
flirty skirt, tight low shirt, lids flutter; gives the eye
butt so pert, hard tits alert; heaves a wanton sigh
coy, beguiling, slutty girl could make a grown man cry

sly coquettish, knows your fetish, doesn't have to try
dream soft skin, you'd jump right in; in ecstasy you'd die
ripe red wet mouth, dilated pupils know you will comply
finger licking kiss curl twirled, too sweet to tell a lie

she role plays, “Butter wouldn’t melt in my mouth; I’m so shy!”
but she’s a bird of prey, she pulls you closer with your tie
lashes quiver, talons linger on your bulging fly
only when you're snared and hard, you'll find out she's a guy.

Lyrics by Helên Thomas


from Why Can't You Write Something Nice For A Change?, released February 14, 2013



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Tingle In The Netherlands Manchester, UK

Absurdist electro pop collaboration between poet Helên T and electronic musician Owen J.
Helên: most words some music
Owen: most music some words

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