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'Prostitute's Handbag' was recorded in Warrington in the summer of 2009 and had its first radio play on Dandelion Radio www.dandelionradio.com in December 2009 . It reached number 11 in Dandelion Radio's Festive 50 2010.

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Prostitute’s handbag
Prostitute’s handbag
Prostitute’s handbag
Prostitute’s handbag

Prostitute’s handbag in a ditch
Prostitute’s handbag sleeping with fish
Prostitute’s handbag made in China
Prostitute’s handbag bought with vagina

It’s full of rubbers; I’m being honest
It’s got more rubber than a rubber tappers’ forest

Prostitute’s handbag with shiny clasp
Prostitute’s handbag has gasped its last
Prostitute’s handbag full of pants and socks
Smooth patent leather like a cock with botox

Tampons, lipstick, mobile phone,
If it’s on vibrate, leave her alone.

Prostitute’s handbag rotting to the core
Prostitute’s handbag the world of a whore
Prostitute’s handbag deep under ground
Prostitute’s handbag lost unfound

Prostitute’s handbag ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh
Prostitute’s handbag ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh
Prostitute’s handbag ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh
Prostitute’s handbag ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh
Prostitute’s handbag ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh
Prostitute’s handbag ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh
Prostitute’s handbag
Prostitute’s handbag
Prostitute’s handbag
Prostitute’s handbag
Prostitute’s handbag
Prostitute’s handbag

Lyrics by Helên Thomas with additional killer lines and filthy rhymes from Owen J.

From Why Can't You Write Something Nice For A Change?, released February 14, 2013
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from Prostitute's Handbag (Single), released February 13, 2013

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Tingle In The Netherlands Manchester, UK

Electro-pop collaboration between poet Helên Thomas & electronic musician Owen J based in Manchester UK.

Others have likened our sound to bands such as Kraftwerk, Ladytron, Chris & Cosey, Severed Heads, Soft Cell, Human League & Vince Clarke.
Although we have performed at Ste McCabe’s 'Pussywhipped' in Manchester, we consider ourselves to be a studio band & do not have any plans to perform live.
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